KARMA IS A BITCH!!

Karma is the biggest bitch... She will be coming around the mountain when she comes... Anyways!

I got a call from my ex, ya the father of my 3 girls that does not pay me a penny to support his kids or has only seen them 2 xs this year. (sorry ranting and raving). 

Well I pick up the phone and the usual Hello, hello

Me - Yeah. (me)

Ex - Do you remember that accident we (yeah we) got into in '95 when you were pregnant with Andrea?

Me - Yeah?

Ex - Well I got a suspension notice on my license from that ticket. (his ticket for being an ass and getting into a wreckless accident)

Me - And?

Ex - Well, didn't we have Jim Roman (lawyer) take care of that?

Me - I guess I don't know.

Ex - Really you don't know?  You can't check?

Me - Umm well I gotta go I'm at work...

Click -- Oh I am so missing this old fashioned phones you could slam and let out the frustration.

Are you fucking kidding me?  Will I help?  Do I care? WTF? Why don't you ask your GF for the past year and a half to deal with your stupid shit? I am DONE with it!  Maybe if I actually saw a penny from you I might care that you will lose your job with no license.  Oh no *look of fear* really no money anymore?!? Huh?  Maybe if you helped support your children I might care that you have a job.... 

Did I mention that he is a truck driver -- No License No JOB

Sorry hunny, KARMA IS A BITCH-- EAT IT!! 

*singing without a tune* EAT IT, EAT IT, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS EAT IT

Oh wait or is it Beat it??? O well...